My name is Nicole and I want to be something amazing.

I enjoy tattoos, Harry Potter, cinematography, and video games; some might call me a nerd.

- I'm new to the Los Angeles scene.
- I'm in the Army and I like to shoot guns, not people.
- I have eleven tattoos.
- I love to dance and I love music.
- My brother is my best friend in the entire world.
- I'm a nervous habit, so I prefer my internet personality to my real one.

Judge me all you want. I try not to judge people, but I don't expect the same in return.

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You know when you’re playing UNO and someone puts this card down


And it’s like they just punched you straight in the face and you start to wonder if you could ever really trust them at all, if everything was just a game to them and the whole time they’ve just been waiting for their opportunity, for the perfect moment to destroy you.

draw 4? more like fuck you we’re not friends anymore

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My brother telling me about this bitch on his bus. No

So this is practically me. I hate cake

my friends are virgins most of the time.

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this is stupid. you can’t join the army at 16.

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this is stupid. you can’t join the army at 16.

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people who think it hurts to step on a lego have obviously never stepped on the plug in on the end of a cord

ive stepped on a nail excuse you

i’ve stepped on a whole goat okay neither of us were happy about that

i once killed a man

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Engagement proposal as an elaborate Portal 2 level

“Gary Hudston wanted to propose to his girlfriend, so (naturally) he contracted with a skilled level-developer to make a custom Portal 2 level that led to a wedding chapel in which GLaDOS (the AI villain of the series) popped the question. And naturally, once Valve (the company that makes Portal) got wind of the project, they authorized the production of custom audio from Ellen McLain, the voice actor who does GLaDOS in the game. And naturally, the developer made the level available so that you could play it too (but that doesn’t mean you’re getting married to Gary). Ah, romance!” 

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look to me like 23,736 don’t know the difference in a left and right arm.

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This is important. Pepper spray should only ever be used to pacify a dangerous suspect. In this case it is being administered as a punishment, in clear violation of the 8th amendment and Article Five of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.


Activist were peacefully protesting on their campus at University of California, Davis Quad.

Friday afternoon police showed up in riot gear to disperse the protesters by using pepper spray at point-blank range.

The officer who pepper-sprayed UC Davis students is Lt. John Pike. Give his PD a call. 530-752-1727

Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.

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“Bill and Fleur’s cottage stood alone on a cliff overlooking the sea, its walls embedded with shells and whitewashed. It was a lonely and beautiful place. Wherever Harry went inside the tiny cottage or its garden, he could hear the constant ebb and flow of the sea, like the breathing of some great, slumbering creature.”

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